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Roxie's glamorous photo shoot:

Misc. Monday

{one} Winter is near. I checked the weather for the week and there it was...

{two} I have been enjoying these cold rainy days relaxing with my pup and watching TV and movies.  I am soaking in my last few days before my new job which will require me to wake up "early". Boo. But the extra income will be very helpful!

{three} Speaking of TV, I am a sucker for reality shows and I pretty much find a new one that I love every day.  My new fav is Giuliana and Bill and my most recent find is Mario Lopez: Saved by the baby. Ha! Super creative, right? 

{four} I need to start the Shred again. Shocker, I know. I have 6 days to shred some before I go jean shopping! Ugh. Jean shopping is the worst. I am torn if i want to just buy a bigger size and have them fit or shred some then buy a new pair then go back to my normal self within a few weeks and not have them fit again. I know, I know I should probably tone down the optimism.

But seriously, let's be real...

{five} This is totally random, but I can't even believe this is real...I just saw a commercial for this. 

 cha cha cha chia obama style....really?!? I mean really?? This could be an SNL skit.

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I might be reconsidering my birthday wish list...

just sayin'.

go link up!

Gift Ideas- Help!

Although it would probably be much sweeter if I was asking for gift ideas for loved ones...

I'm not.

My birthday and Christmas are just around the corner!!!

I need some advice....

what's your favorite item...

electronics....

camera....

make-up...

hair-products...

jeans...

What should I ask for or purchase with birthday money? 

Should I save for something big that you love and would suggest buying??

Are there any cheap little things you can't live without?

I wanted to buy a nice pair of jeans- what's your fav?

Mr. B also wanted to look into saving for a nice camera- what would you suggest?

Help a sista out! :D

Thanks and happy Friday!!! 

Columbus Day Weekend.

Apparently I like to post about holiday weekends a month after they happen...

Once upon a time....

There was a family that took an annual trip to the White Mountains for Columbus Day weekend.

This trip was different for them because almost half of the family was missing, but they still had a great time. 

They started off their journey with breakfast at the ever-so-classy IHOP.

They were a little disappointed that a majority of the fall foliage had passed, but they still were able to catch a glimpse of some bright beautiful trees.

They stopped at one of their most memorable places, Clark's Trading Post.

Even though they have seen the "Bear Show" many times, they still get a kick out of the tricks and think it's amazing what they can do. They play basketball, swing on a giant swing, eat ice cream, ride in a stroller , recycle, sit in the chair and many more fun things!

There was a new member to the family vacation this year, his name was Mr. B. Mr. B is far too cool for such childish adventures and he did not find the same amusement and love for Clark's Trading Post.

This year at Clark's there was a new little Segway trail which was a shaky, unstable, nerve-wracking load of fun.  

By early evening they made it to their new "home" for the weekend.

Where they played games...

Sat nice and close during dinner...

Relaxed and watched TV..

And took turns playing with each others' hair..

Let's be clear not everyone played with each others' hair, because that would be just a little weird.

 Two sisters played with each other's hair

They woke up early the next morning in the freezing cold to attend the annual Columbus Day Sermon on the Mount. They took a ride on the gondolas to get to the top of the mountain.

And reached the top where the temperatures were even colder.

They returned back to their place and had a mini photo shoot to capture some memories of Columbus Day Weekend 2010.

Then they went home and played with their little puppy who they missed dearly.

The End.

Misc. Monday

{one} Happy NOVEMBER {how crazy??}! It's my birthday month!! 15 more days! :) 

{two}Thanks again for all the encouragement and advice! For those of you who suggested the book Taking Charge of Your Fertility...that was by birth-control bible for the past year! It was super helpful and great for me during the "birth control phase", but as far as the "trying to conceive phase" it was making me obsessive. I would have perfect charts and thought for sure I was pregnant, but then I wasn't.  I would over analyze my temperature every day, etc etc. So I had to stop taking my temp and charting for my own sanity {and Mr. B's too!}. I still follow the basic guidelines from that book, but all the little details have gone down the drain. I would also definitely suggest that book to anyone who is doing it as birth control or even trying to conceive {unless of course you become obsessed like me :)}

{three} I got another job that I am excited about! He is 10 months old and I'll have him 3 days a week. Some days will be with the other baby and some days it will just be me and him so that will be fun. He is so adorable and it will be nice to have a little extra income too. 

{four} I found the deal of the day on craigslist last week. I got all these toys for just $10!

Roxie was pretty impressed too and inspected them all

{five} Roxie is still super cute and continues to grow every hour.

 {six} Roxie is forced to keep finding a new favorite spot in the car due to her giant growth spurts...

Started off in a ball on my lap or on my shoulder...

Then it became the middle console...

One time it was even in a tote bag...

Then it became under the dashboard with the air blowing on her face...

She outgrew that little floor space and now her new spot is across the front seat with the middle console as her  pillow

{seven} We always have "family fun" night on Halloween instead of trick or treating. Last night my little brother had the best halloween of his entire life {a whole 11 years!}.  On his first try he won 1,000 tickets! 

{eight}Is this not the most gorgeous tree? It's right down the street from us in a cemetery. We came to the conclusion that dead people must make for good fertilizer because there are so many colorful trees in the cemeteries.  A lot of the leaves are on the ground now though which means...frigid winter is on it's way!! Boo.

{nine} Although I am not ready for the freezing cold and loads of snow...I think I am ready for Christmas music already?! I don't think I have ever wanted to listen to it so early before. I am not sure I can wait until Thanksgiving...

{ten} Just to make the list complete 1-10....I'm not gonna lie- I was pretty upset on Friday when Oprah and Gayle's camping trip was interrupted by the President. 

Birds and Bees.

Thank you all so much for your sweet comments on yesterday's post. It feels good sometimes to let it all out and be given the opportunity to be encouraged and know you're not alone. Even though I still feel like everyone and their mom is pregnant {okay, not really their moms because most of them are too old. But you never know there could be a Father of the Bride Part 2 action going on somewhere- which is one of my fav movies btw!}, I do know that the Lord will give us a precious little babe in His perfect timing. I am confident in that and find hope in that. So although I go through a million different emotions and questions daily, one thing remains the same and that is my trust in God.  "In his heart a man plans his ways, but the LORD determines his step." {Proverbs 16:9} Sometimes it's just a punch in your gut when that becomes evident.

So on a much lighter note, but still on the same topic as yesterday, please watch these videos!! They are hilarious and totally me and Mr. B in this season of our life. I saw one of these commercials on TV the other night, it was from increaseyourchances.org. I laughed because it was me and cried out of fear of the statistic. I went to the website and they had 5 little commercials/skits and it totally made my night week. You will really appreciate it if you have/are going through it! I could only find 4 on youtube, there is one more on their website.

I was also wondering if anyone had any success using an OPK?? 3 people have already mentioned it to me and I am curious to see if anyone else had a good experience. I know they can be a little pricey, but is it worth it?? I thought I knew when I was ovulating- I know my body pretty well, I have a very regular cycle, I have been temping and charting for over a year {I had to stop recently though because I became obsessive!}, I use an app on my phone to tell me my fertile days,  but I am thinking maybe I am missing it and it's worth a shot! 

Enjoy :) Have a great weekend!

Sometimes.

* A much needed venting/therapeutic post about our journey in trying to expand our family. We are approaching our 5th month of trying.
Dear Smelly Baby....


Sometimes I can't sleep at night because I am thinking of you.

Sometimes I cry.

Sometimes I wonder what is taking so long.

Sometimes I realize it could be longer.

Sometimes I'm scared.

Sometimes I wonder if something is wrong.

Sometimes I wonder if it's me.

Sometimes I wonder if it's him.

Sometimes I wonder what the Lord is waiting for.

Sometimes I wonder why me?

Sometimes I wonder why us?

Sometimes I wonder why her?

Sometimes I wonder when?

Sometimes I walk by the baby aisle and dream.

Sometimes I walk by the baby aisle and pray.

Sometimes I walk by the baby aisle and plead.

Sometimes I look in the room I have set up for the baby I watch and wish it was your room.

Sometimes I am tired of pretending my dog is my baby.

Sometimes I just want you. 

Sometimes I'm jealous.

Sometimes I'm envious.

Sometimes I don't understand.

Sometimes I get nervous.

Sometimes I get mad.

Sometimes I feel like no one understands.

Sometimes I get frustrated.

Sometimes I don't want to hear you're still young.

Sometimes I don't want hear God has a plan.

Sometimes I need to hear that.

Sometimes I don't want to hear don't try and it will happen.

Sometimes I don't get that.

Sometimes I am at peace.

Sometimes I am hopeful.

Sometimes I wonder what I will look like carrying you in my belly.

Sometimes I wonder how sweet your daddy will look when he is holding you in his arms.

Sometimes I wonder what you will look like.

Sometimes I wonder if you will have blonde hair and blue eyes like your daddy.

Sometimes I wonder if you will have brown hair and brown eyes like your mommy.

Sometimes I wonder if you will inherit my dimple in your precious little smile.

Sometimes I wonder how much longer.

Sometimes I wonder how much longer  I can take.

Sometimes I feel like my heart is going to explode because I already love you so much.

All times, I love you and pray that I can meet you soon. 

All times,  I believe I am  meant to be a mom. 

Even when I was a little girl, I believed.

Someday that will be me and you.