Misc. Monday

{one} Today is my wonderful husband's birthday!! Happy Birthday, Mr. B! Words can't express how thankful I am for this day and how amazing God is in creating someone so perfect for me. 

{two} We had a low key Super Bowl night in the Smelly household. Just me, Mr. B and the pup. And we had way too much food, and I may or may not have shouted partttay when I served the food to Mr. B. Just to make me feel better and lift my self-esteem, ya know. 

{three} Mr. B was craving Pigs in a Blanket so we bought some Lit'l Wieners and crescent rolls and made it happen. This event led up to a fact about Mr. B that most likely would have been life changing had I previously learned years ago. He shared that when he was younger his email/screen name was "Lilwieners714". Because he loved those Lit'l Wieners so much, of course.  This may have had an influence on my decision to date Mr. B back in the day. As if "lil" isn't bad enough...it's plural "wienerS". That's weird.

 Just sayin....

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{four} We had an awesome day of prayer and fasting with our church on Saturday, which I hope to be posting about sometime this week. 

{five} It's almost noon and I am still in my PJs and looking a little on the scary side so I am thinking that I have no other misc facts to share at the moment and I should probably go get ready since I need to meet my friend in an hour. 

Happy Monday!!

Three Important Announcements

1. Ben tested negative for Celiac Disease. I never thought we would be bummed about this news, ha! We were. We were really hoping this would be the culprit. So now we are back to square one, which sucks. A lot. But we are still trying to remain hopeful! I am so thankful that we can put our faith and worries in the hands of the Lord. Of course, it is in our  human nature to question and to be frustrated, but knowing that He has a perfect plan gives us some peace. And I sound like a broken record, I know. But I kind of feel like this season of our life is like that too so that's just how it works out at the moment :) 

2. Samoas are not cut from the Girl Scout cookie list!!!! There was rumor that Samoas didn't make the list and I was about to throw a hissy fit. Or maybe I did.  My mind could not even fathom why they would pick Do-Si-Dos over Samoas. They already got rid of my favorite, Juliets, years ago...now this?! I was feeling confident that the end of the world was near. But fear not, Mama G confirmed that that was a rumor and we can resume back to our normal life knowing that the chocolate-coconut-party-in-the-mouth-goodness will be returning. Thank you Jesus.

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3. Tomorrow is a day of prayer and fasting at our church. The day will be cut into different segments of prayer and worship. Please let me know if you have any prayer request! I know I have my list, and it's a list that seems to get longer each day and I would love to lift up anything that you need prayer for too. It can be specific, it can be vague, it can be praise, it can be healing...anything. Please let me know through comment or email. 

We would love to pray for you and strengthen the body of Christ and carry each others' burdens. 

1st Vlog- 1 Yr Anni.

Here is my first ever vlog. 

It was a bit nerve wracking.

That is my phone vibrating in the very first second that may or may not sound like a toot, fart, passing gas {get it...this is a dialect post. ha...ha...ha}.

Also, I don't really talk out of the side of my mouth.

I think it's the way I had the computer positioned. 

Or maybe I do.

Who knows.

I  don't know how to change the size therefore half of the video is cut off.
But that's ok.
This is about my voice, after-all.

Read these words:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

And answer these questions:

•What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

•What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

•What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

•What do you call gym shoes?

•What do you say to address a group of people?

•What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

•What do you call your grandparents?

•What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

•What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

•What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Have a wonderful Monday!
And Happy 1st Birthday to The Smelly Life!

A Taste of Spring

Or not.

Today I was scraping the snow off my car

with no coat on.

I wasn't cold.

It felt warm.

It felt like spring.

It lifted my spirits.

It gave me hope.

Winter is depressing, you guys.

Seriously.

It's too long.

And way too cold.

But not today.

Today was fairly warm.

And refreshing.

And then I looked at my phone to see how "warm" it was.

Oh, a toasty 27. 

How sad.

Isn't it crazy how your body adjust?

Compared to the negative weather we have been having, trust me- this feels good.

I hope you all enjoy a relaxing warm weekend.

But I don't want to know if it's truly warm because I will be jealous.

So instead I will bask in the warmth of the mid-twenties.

And tomorrow looks like it will be 34. 

Woah. 

Time to break out the shorts.

The Men...The Family That Stares at Goats

Early this summer my family decided to embark on a new adventure.

With 24 acres of land, which includes a barn and horse corral from the previous owner,

my parents decided it was time to get some new fur {and feathered} family members.

I blogged a little about it months ago,

but to bring you back to how cute the goats and Roxie were- here are some cute pics.

This has become a leisurely "activity", if you will.

We are the family that stares hangs out with the goats.

I am not sure how many farmers actually consider their goats pets and literally hang out with them, 

but my family does.

Hand over the Academy Award, I am SO not a fan of little nasty goats all up in my bubble.

And I guess I'll hand that Award right back.
They eat EVERYTHING.
This may be a fear that he was going to pull my earring and rip my earlobe.
Total guess and complete exaggeration.

The summer months were enjoyable.

The winter months, not so much.
But they bundle up and make the best of it!

Please don't let me give you the idea that I do this regularly.

I do not.

My crazy wonderful family does.

But I do appreciate the many free eggs.

That has been an awesome part of this farming experience.

On occasion we even get a double yoker.

Wowza.

Are you jealous yet?

I found this adorable picture of Roxie and Gizmo when they were only about 3 months old.

And here she was last week much bigger and still fascinated by them.

And while browsing for baby pictures of the goats
I saw this one from one of the many days we spent outside

How cute?!
So easy to forget how small she was even though it was just months ago!

I don't know what else to write.

I am still in a rut.

So my brilliant idea was to show a glimpse of life at
"Saving Grace Farm".

Seeing how it has become a big part of the Grace Family. 

Lucky you.

So there you have it.

The End.

How Did I Not Know...

So I am not sure if I learn something new every day, but this weekend I did. 

I was at my parents' house and the girls wanted a baked potato for dinner.

In my mind I was thinking there wasn't enough time to bake one so I wasn't sure how it was going to happen, but it did. 

When I went downstairs to get a drink I noticed that the microwave was beeping signaling that something had finished cooking. 

I went on with my business and went back upstairs to finish watching Mean Girls 2 because I am actually 12 years old. 

The wheels were turning in my head when I discovered that the girls really did have a baked potato for dinner.

I am sad to admit that hours later, while replaying my day as I was trying to fall asleep, it clicked.

A vision of the microwave popped into my head.

Was it possible??

This button that says "Baked Potato" that I see a 19487 times a day bakes a potato???

Ya'll, I have been baking potatoes in the oven for over an hour. 

Hello, 21st century bake your potato in the microwave for 4 minutes, where have you been all my life?

Oh yeah, my bad....
it's been in my face all this time. 

So this has been my new favorite discovery.

Turns out everyone knows about it.

Everyone does it. 

Apparently they forgot to inform me. 

Maybe because it seems to be a pretty straight forward concept. 

Just a guess.

For the record, I do use the "popcorn" button.

That's the only one though.

Now that my eyes have been opened to what these magical buttons can do,
we will see what other adventures I may find myself on.

"Dinner plate", "Frozen Pizza", "Frozen Vegetable"...
I see lots of excitement in the near future.

As you can imagine, we had baked potatoes on Monday night, we are having them tonight and we will also be having them tomorrow night.

I bought a 10 lb bag. 

This is quite the deal in the Smelly household.

I apologize for such a lame post for those of you who have previously been enlightened to this wonderful button. I know I haven't blogged in like a week and this may come across as a sad comeback. I have found myself in a blog rut again, and well this is the best I could come up with for the moment. So I think the rut is pretty self-explanatory after reading this, right? 

Stay tuned for tomorrow's post on "Favorite Choice"....

Kidding. I think

Possible Culprit

I think I discovered something.

I hope i discovered something.

Actually, I kind of hope I discovered something.

Yesterday morning I was watching Good Morning America and my girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck was on talking about her G-free diet and the new protein bars they are coming out with. 

In her interview, she briefly and I mean briefly like casually mixed in with the other symptoms, said

"I wasn't able to conceive a child, my body was in such distress"

Light.bullllb 

{Like Gru from Despicable Me}

Celiac disease runs in Mr. B's family. 

His mom and a couple of his aunts have it and for the last couple of years we have questioned whether or not Mr.B has it too. 

About two years ago he was going to get tested for it because he was really sick, but it ended up being some other type of bacterial infection so we never found out if he really had it.

And to be honest we didn't want to know if he really had it.

When I heard Elisabeth say this I thinking oh no she dih int/oh shoot/ohhhh no.

I text Mr. B, Mama K and Mama Grace asap. 

This has to be it. 

This could be the culprit.

I googled it and found a million and one websites on how Celiacs can be linked with infertility.

Great.

I am not even joking, just last week during dinner I said to Mr. B,

"I am so glad you don't have Celiacs and we don't need everything to be gluten free"

Isn't that funny how life works? 

Hardy har, I don't think it's very funny either, 

but it's kind of one of those laugh or cry situations.

Here is why I want to cry:

Aside from the obvious forbidden foods (bread, breadcrumbs, rolls, muffins, bagels, donuts, croissants, cereal, pizza, fried food, pasta, beer, crackers, pretzels, cookies, cake, brownies, pie crust) I advise saying no to processed foods and mixes, fast food, junk food, snack food dusted with added flavors, packaged seasonings, soups and dressings- in other words, anything with ingredients you can barely pronounce. {cite}

Sounds like a fun diet, right? 

Those "forbidden foods" are our staples.

There goes my life.

BUT hopefully there will be a new life because of this.

I read that the chances are greatly increased when you eat gluten-free! 

Now, I realize that I don't have to follow it as strictly as Mr. B. 

You can bet that for the most part I will be eating gluten filled lunches and going to Chick-fil-a with Mama Grace,

but as far as dinners and the majority of the food we have in the house they will be gluten free.

 It just doesn't make sense to make two separate dinners for just two people.

Mr. B has a Dr. appointment next week and he will be tested for it.

We are hoping this is why we have been struggling with getting pregnant.

In the end it's a small price to pay if that's what needs to be done.

But we aren't going to lie that we are dreaddddding this.

I know it's possible to find good food to eat.

For it to become an easy thing, to know what you can and can't eat with out a 300 page book in hand.

But it is an inconvenience.

Right now it's a bit overwhelming.

And sad.

But we are hopeful and ready to do what we need to do!

Has anyone heard of the connection between CD and infertility?

Do any of you have CD?

Any recommendations?

Thankfully CD is becoming more and more popular, lots of restaurants offer special menus, lots of grocery stores have special aisles and the internet is filled with resources and recipes so I know we will survive! 

Another benefit is we will also be healthy.

 It's the new year and I wanted to get in shape anyways!

{Forced smile and positive thoughts}

I will keep everyone updated with the results!

Prayers are appreciated :D

In the meantime we will be attempting to fill up on lettuce.