Thursday, January 6, 2011

She's Too Young.

Roxie has reached a new milestone.
She's been humped.

Multiple times.
And she likes it.
We pull her away from the dog and she runs back to him.
What kind of girl are we raising??

Apparently she has caught on {we call her the sex detective}, with the many sniffs and stares and extreme awkwardness that she creates, she now thinks she is ready.
We walked into the living room the other night and saw this: 

We have some serious disciplining to do.
She is too young- just 9 months old.
We won't even tell her that there will be no "seriously fun baby-making" for her because we removed her baby-making parts.
{Is this revenge??}
Or maybe she forgot about that terrible day..
{{terrible day}}

And most importantly she needs to realize that this stuff is expensive.
This is no cheap treat.
So we went out and bought another tube putting us at a total of $40 spent on this magical product.
I hope it works. 

I have a feeling she doesn't care.


Rachel and John said...

OH no!!!! Not the PRESEED!
Buy more! It doesn't expire for a long time so you could use it for future babies (as in the 2,3,4 ect. I don't know your plan).

Rebekah said...

Haha, this post is hilarious! She looks so sweet!

Ashley said...

That sucks, but it is kinda funny too...

Ria Thurston said...

Jordan - you are sooooo funny!! I love this post. Stinker Roxie!

Annie said...

oh goodness, haha!!
the puppy phase is just so much fun ;) my dog used to chew dvd's...he'd chew the case until it opened and then naw on the dvd. ha!

Domesticated-Bliss said...

OMG! I just literally laughed out loud at this! The sex detective! Thanks for the afternoon laugh :)

Coloradoaunt said...

You make make me laugh and cry though for an old lady it's sometimes tmi ... This one made me laugh out loud!

Jordan said...

Oh no! My parent's dog got preggo her first time in heart.. my mom called her slut puppy, so maybe that nick name could deter Roxie- LOL! Hope she chooses cheaper treats next time, though!

Ashley said...

Silly puppy! :)

Laura@Cowboy Boots said...

omg i nearly pee'd laughing! esp at the 'and she likes it' haha haha...well i guess she's smart! what's her man look like?

caycee said...

Just found your blog, and I love it! This is so funny, and her sweet little face is cracking me up :)

Yours Truly said...

Hi Ms. J,
Sorry about your Pre~Seed but you might enjoy reading this and knowing your not alone
Take Care