Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Top 2 Tuesday: Random Things About Yourself




Today's Top 2 over the Undomestic Momma is: Random things about yourself. I hope you will still be my friend....

1. I am SO afraid of caterpillars. Honestly, I don't even want to talk about them. They give me the heebie jeebies...big time. I hate how they are furry, have a million little legs and stick to you. Yuck. Ok I am done, I can't write anymore I already feel them crawling on me. Which could lead to a number 2. I am a hypercondriac, but we will save that for another post and bring you to my real random number two.

2. I had one giant tooth for a good year and a half to two years of my life. Unfortunately it didn't look any better when the second one came in. Maybe even worse, if you can believe that. They were big. They were separated. The other teeth decided to grow behind them instead of next to them. THANK THE LORD FOR MY PARENTS AND BRACES. Can I get an Amen?!


Since the theme is random, I am going to throw in some other random points as well....

1. Did anyone watch DWTS last night? Was Jake not hilarious?!? He was extremely funny looking, but the tux, bow tie and high waters totally fit his personality. I thought he was surprisingly good, but so funny. It makes me laugh when I replay it in my head, they showed Vienna laughing too- how could you not, really?

2. Still on the topic of DWTS, Kate needs to go. She is really just making herself look worse. She was also hilarious last night, but for different reason. She was so bad. She looked like she just wanted to stop the show, run out the back door with tears streaming down her face and curl up in a corner and hide. I don't blame her. Also, if you're arguing with your dance partner and he quits on you too, I think that says a little something about your personality. She really needs to learn how to communicate her feelings more effectively, clearly her current way of dealing with situations doesn't exactly fly with most people. I know she has an unusual/messed up life, but she is starting to bother me because she takes everything so seriously and personal. She needs to have fun, let loose and stop overemphasizing that she's doing everything for her kids.

3. Another DWTS note, because obviously I think I am a professional critique. Nicole from the PCD...how is this even fair?? She is a dancer! She choreographs. She has workout/dance DVDs. She got two 9s the first week and two 10s the second week- c'mon. I would be so mad if I was another contestant. Last night she said "we even added some PCD moves into this routine"...umm..if you have your own moves I think you're a dancer. Chest pumps and booty dips../you're still a dancer. I think it's funny how a few seasons ago the judges were so mean to Mario Lopez when he was so good and now Nicole is the same way and a dancer and they are treating her so much better. I still love you Mario.

4. Pamela Anderson drives me crazy! Why must everything be so sexual? She can't even stand like a normal person for .1 second, she's all over her partner, she's got her head tilted back, her body constantly moving, she's winking, licking her lips..seriously?! Ew.

5. Thanks for putting up with that vent session. I guess writing it out is just like when I tell Mr. B - I get no response but I continue to talk anyways. Except this time I am hoping for a little response or agreement from you. Please?

6. All of a sudden my name has become so popular. So popular as in I have seen it in 3 shows in the past two weeks. For me, this is a big deal. There is a girl Jordan on Amazing Race, Jordynn on 16 and Pregnant and a woman named Jordan on Castle. I will let the Castle woman pass this time, but I don't know if she really counts because she was a little too old to be named Jordan and that makes it little unbelievable to me. She is just a character, while the others are real girls. I will appreciate the fact that they even made it a girl's name on Castle though. Jordan is making it's way to the girl side - woot. woot.

7. Today is our dating anniversary, after 8 months of us dating in denial, Mr. B asked me to be his girlfriend {at Target-I know, so romantic} and it became "official" 51 months ago.

8. We are flying home to NH this afternoon!! Mr. B has a bunch of interviews over the next 3 days and we are looking at a potential place to live when we move in May. Please pray that the Lord would lead us and open up doors where needed. We are trusting and walking by faith through this whole process, it's not easy, but it will be rewarding. It's a humbling experience- that's for sure! It's also refreshing knowing that God has a plan and a purpose and He will work everything out- even when we don't know anything about what the future holds.

9. Here is a hint to my project. I will post about it tomorrow. You know this is almost as exciting as when MckMama posts a picture and leaves you hanging, don't deny it.


19 comments:

Jagged Little Life said...

Aaah. DWTS is my favorite show.. and this season may ruin it for me. I miss Julianne & Lacey & Karina! I do NOT like most of the "celebs" on here. I can only stomach Maks & his partner because he is so gorgeous, Chelsea & Jake for obvious reasons and a few others (How hot is Ocho Cinco!). Nicole from PCD is even better than Mya... CHEATER! Pamela Anderson is creepy, trashy & needs to get off my television. Kate & Buzz need to depart IMMEDIATELY! Also.. I miss the Red Room.. and they are changing fonts and other things that have been a standard since the shows inception! Please stop ruining this show for me ABC! (Sorry.. maybe I should've blogged about this instead of ranting on your comment section :)

Lindsay Thomas said...

DWTS notes:
1. didn't see him
2. AGREED
3. AGREED and I think ice skaters should be added into the NOT ALLOWED list.
4. wow. AGREED

Castle is the best. Ever.

Beth McC. said...

I love your blog!! Its so cute! Your pictures were funny!

Happy Tuesday!

Mrs. Hesson said...

First of all, the picture of your tooth. HILARIOUS! So so cute.

As far as DWTS goes, I could not agree with you more. Kate is almost hard to watch. I'm waiting for her to run off the dancefloor in panic mode because she honestly looks terrified. I voted for Erin Andrews, Aiden and Jake. I think they are my faves! And I like their partners as well (that's half of it to me)

joyfullgrace said...

Totally AGREE with all your points on DWTS!! Bub bye Kate, Bub Bye Pamela, Bub Bye Jake...and agree if you are a singer/dancer or ice skater and are used to choreography and showmanship then you have an advantage and the others should be judged on a sliding scale!! Totally not fair!
My 2 Random Things...

1- I love watching Glenn Beck and it makes me sad that I have no one I know to talk to about the political issues of our country :( I love talking about politics & religion- both taboos in todays society!

2- I am actually really looking forward to getting the goats & chickens for our "farm" even though I am blaming it on the kids!

I cannot wait to watch LOST & AI with you guys tonight!! So very exciting!! It's going to be a great week!!

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...

You are one hot mess! I love SYTYCD so much better than DWTS because I think it is soooo prolonged and drawn out. Anyways, I think Nicole is AMAZING, but totally unfair with her in the same category as Kate!!!

joyfullgrace said...

OH Ya - one more thing!! LOL LOVE CASTLE!! But wanted to set the record straight that the Jordan on Castle (even though fake) could still be named Jordan. When I was pregnant with you I was watching a movie that had a girl about 20 years old named Jordan Lee Jenson and I loved the name - so that girl today (if she was real)would be 42 which is about the age of the Jordan on Castle....just sayin...lol It didn't populate to a boys name until AFTER you were born!! But yay for the girl comeback!!

Sarah Ann said...

That's crazy that you're scared of caterpillars :) So funny! We used to play with them as kids. I know, so weird...

Kat said...

I had a Samantha doll too! Loved her!

Amber said...

I havne't watched DWTS this season. But from what I'm hearing - I'm gonna have to start!

Don't feel bad about your name - mine is everywhere on TV shows but it's always some ditz or trashy girl. At least Jordan on Castle was an FBI agent who was super intelligent and attractive. :)

Jordan said...

So glad Jordan is actually becoming more a girl's name!!

Meant to be a mom said...

I didn't watch DWTS this week yet, I dvr'd it though. I'll have to try to watch it tonight if I get a chance.

Your scared of caterpillars. That's funny. But I get it!

Also I'm so excited to see what your project is.

jenn said...

i totally agree with you about kate & pam!!!
totally.
i think kate has forgotten that american can vote too!
i mean, seriously, she needs to smile and not think that the world revolves around her!!!

good luck with all the interviews :o)
god is good!!
don't forget about my giveaway!!! tomorrow is last day to enter!

Taylor @ The Undomestic Momma said...

Oh my gosh that picture is adorable!!!

Brittany said...

I'm deathly afraid of bugs, except lady bugs and caterpillars lol. They all freak me out beyond belief. One time at work (I'm a nanny) I tried to kill a huge bug, but he got away so the little girl and I left and went out for the day and didn't come back until her mom got home. That's how bad it is haha. Pathetic I know.

I completly agree with everything you said about DWTS. Kate looked like a nervous wreck last night!! And it's extremely unfair that Nicole is even on the show because she is a professional dancer.

Kristin said...

Hi! What a fun random post. I'm a big DWTS fan too! Just finished watching the results and was SO sad that Mark and Shannon had to go. There were so many that did worse, and Mark is my fav. pro- I think b/c he reminds me so much of an old friend of mine! Anyway, I guess since he was hurt it was only right.- I agree w/ you on all your other points though, and look forward to "reviewing" the season with you :-) Cheers!

Hillary (First Yr Wife) said...

I wish I had watched DWTS last night! I keep hearing/reading these stories about Kate being nuts and I'm sorry I missed it!

Mr. and Mrs. Smith said...

I love your DWTS critique! I think I'm such an expert that I do an entire blog review!

I love your pic with your American Girl :) I had Kirsten and my daughter plays with her now!

Hilary Lane said...

Ugh, I totally hear you on the bad teeth!! Mine were the same way - big & buck. I learned how to smile without opening my mouth & the second I got braces, I smiled as big as I could. Just so I could tell the world that I was fixing my big buck teeth! And my husband has perfect teeth that he was born with. I can only hope our kids get his teeth!